What peope will people think of next to lose weight?
A fairly big man decided to go to his school reunion so he started looking for ways to slim down. He had a short amount of time to lose 25 pounds. As he looked through the paper he saw an ad for Weight Loss. He called and the lady said that there were three options that each last a week. He decided to go with the first option. The next day a young petite woman showed up at his door wearing nothing but pink sneakers. She said “If you catch me I’m yours!” After running quite a distance he caught her and had his way with her. This went on for about a week. he hadn’t lost what he had wanted so he called again. he ws then given option two. Again another naked lady turned up in pink shoes at his door this time a little more well built and she said “If you catch me I’m yours!”. After the week he was not where he wanted weight wise so he called and got the third option. The next morning he opened his door and there stood a naked muscular man who said “If I catch you, you’re mine!”
HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LMAO. GOOD 1. BET HE LOST WHAT HE WANTED NOW, HUH????
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